COPYWRITER

About

 

remyb102@gmail.com

(310)-503-8606

I see myself as a creative thinker with a strong ability to turn the everyday into something unconventional, a skill shaped by a somewhat strange outlook fueled by two peculiar traits: an unshakable fear of birds and a perfectly reasonable grudge against spoons.

Birds? They just stare at you with their beady eyes and razor-sharp beaks. They always find a way to show up when you least want them. One time I was enjoying my Dippin’ Dots on the Santa Monica Pier and lord behold a swarm of pigeons decided that I was their next target. Naturally, I threw my Dippin’ Dots and made a run for it. It’s safe to say I still haven’t recovered.  

Don’t even get me started on spoons, the overachieving sidekick of cutlery. They act all helpful and versatile, but they can’t even tackle pasta without embarrassing themselves. My hatred runs so deep that I eat ice cream with a fork. It’s my personal rebellion against their smugness. Spoons may think they’re the go-to for everything, but when it comes to real work like piercing, twirling, and cutting, they fall flat. Forks are the real heroes.

What does all this say about me? It’s proof that even the oddest quirks and wildest fears can inspire creativity. I believe the best copy isn’t just about what you say—it’s about finding the most unusual, memorable way to say it. Whether it's a bird ruining your day or a spoon failing at the simplest task, I take those moments and use them to fuel my creativity, always aiming to deliver copy that stands out and makes an impact.